Despicable Me

Gru: Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything.

Margo: Aha. What about the floor?

Gru: Yes, you may touch the floor.

Margo: What about the air?

Gru: Yes, you may touch the air.

Edith: What about this?

[holds a ray gun in her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru]

Edith: [Gru looks at laser gun that Edith is holding]

Gru: [screams, holding a frying pan for protection] Where did you get that?

Edith: Found it.

[Gru takes it away from her]

Gru: Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?

Agnes: Does this count as annoying?

[lets go of Margo's hand and puckles her cheeks]

Gru: [Stops Agnes] Very!

[sighs iritated]

Gru: I will see you in six hours.

[leaves the kitchen]

Margo: Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right?

[turns her back]

Margo: Agnes?